Need a cuddle.
I don't care how much you hate musicals, Les...
coolstorybro-gan: The story, the lyrics and the characters are incredible. It just so happens that 98% of it is sang.
Tu me manques.
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing
quote of the night on eurovision
ifearnofish: the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
Have you ever met someone And they’re so fucking perfect in every way. And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
Is Missing E’s queue shuffle just not working right now for anyone else?
LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS
Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
RENT: AIDS really blows.
A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
Love Never Dies: Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.
Wicked: If your born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow.
mrreid1994 asked: All the parts !!!
thegrandrevolution asked: Oh, I just assumed marry but I like your idea too! Let's go with BOTH! x
thegrandrevolution asked: MADAME T! (There is no question, but I'm assigning one for it.) Who would be your dream Thernardier? (i.e. A comforter and a philosopher but not a life-long shit) :)
francebeforeyourpantsmarius: Why can’t boys just wear suits all the time the world would be a better place
mabeufs asked: Fantine & Cosette
thegrandrevolution asked: FANTINE!!! ;)
Les Miserables Questions
Fantine: What is your biggest dream/goal in life?
Jean Valjean: Is there anything that you're hiding?
Enjolras: Are you willing to die for anything?
Grantire: Do you drink?
Marius: Have you been head over heels in love with someone?
Cosette: Is there anything that you can't live with out?
Eponine: Have you ever felt like you're in a one-sided relationship?
Gavroche: What's the bravest thing you've ever done?
Bishop: Whens the last time you've been overly kind to someone?
Javert: What is something that you truly believe in?
RAISE IT UP THE MASTER'S ARSE.
Say hello to Madame Thérnardier in Captivate Drama’s Edinburgh Fringe production of Les Misérables! I COULD NOT BE MORE HAPPY/EXCITED/GRATEFUL/BUZZING/GAH.
Today I had the most wonderful yet surreal...
I was walking along Rose Street, and popped into Primark because why not. Just as I got in, a customer announcement came on saying that after only getting it in today, they had less than 10 copies of the Les Mis DVD (which I was planning to buy today anyway) left! Baring in mind Primark don’t sell DVDs, the fact they were selling Les Mis made me VERY excited. I ended up getting the last...